sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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