This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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