have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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