Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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