i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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