You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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