I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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