The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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