'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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