Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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