i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Shame is for Republicans.
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