I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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