we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
