Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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