you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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