She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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