she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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