She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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