K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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