I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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