Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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