I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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