O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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