Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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