in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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