Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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