Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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