Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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