hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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