Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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