"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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