I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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