I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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