Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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