Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Even my vagina gasped.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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