I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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