look no pants
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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