I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
