Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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