He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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