i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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