scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
