This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
