Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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