absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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