This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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