Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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