Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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