Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
porn star boner night. come get it.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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