we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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