i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
