I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
