How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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